Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Music these days.

"music" what a joke.

Worst songs of the year
1. Moves like Jagger- Maroon Five
2. Friday Song- Rebecca Black
3.Sexy and I Know It- Lmfao
4. anything "sung" by Lady GaGa
5.Whip My Hair- Willow Smith

Every time these songs play I hope my own hair will whip itself into my ears, or some sort of jagger will find it's way into my temple. 

However, this does not stop the radio stations from playing them. Clearly, somewhere in this world there are mass amounts of teenage girls who jump around listening to songs about being born crazy. Its okay preteen girls, you can be psycho. You were born that way baby. Also, feel free to dress like tiny street walkers and/or disco balls wearing ten inch heels. Its totally cool.... The song says so. I mean, you're sexy and you know it, and you have moves like jaggers whatever the F that means. 

I've lost all hope for American youth. 

1 comment:

  1. I've lost all hope for world wide youth, but the problem seems to have started in 'Merica.