This is Eric, Wonderful thing Number 1. We've been together 2 years on September 26th. He's pretty great mostly because I can torture him with all my annoying qualities and he still doesn't try to kill me. A few nights ago I told him I was gonna practice the techniques I would use If I was ever kidnapped, so basically I abused him for like an hour straight and he didn't try to "accidentally" punch me in the face or anything. Then to top it off, I walked around the house telling everyone I beat him up. Yeah, that's right he has more patience than anyone I have ever met. I think it's super awesome cause I have NONE. He is the first person to catch my wrath when I'm stuck in traffic, i don't get enough sleep, or when I am hungry. And those days take up about 85% of my life.
I should probably mention that every time I ask him if we can take a picture it kills a part of his soul, he HATES pictures! But clearly, he does these things to make me shut up... so I am very grateful.
We are not an "average" couple. Being in the room with us is like being at the circus (not that I know what thats like) but im sure we compare to the horrible clowns that throw pies in each others faces but still hug it out when the shows over? Maybe, I dont know. It was just a thought.
This is Zoey, my wonderful thing Number 2. I adopted her from animal control in Feb. She is awesome because I can talk to her and I look way less weird than when I'm talking to myself. I spend more money on toys, food, and treats for Zoey then I do on myself.
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