Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Please, Just don't take the bread!

So It's that time of year again folks, the time when you look at your lazy ass in the mirror and realize... all the ice cream you ate this summer has gone right to your (fill in all the places you think look disgusting). For me its right to my stomach, and no I am not being dramatic so shut your mouth! Anyway, my badass cousin is helping me whip my huge butt into shape. To start I'm gonna stop eating like Jennifer Hudson before weight watchers, which is way easier said than done. I promised I would track it on my blog for those Out-of-towners that are curious :) So tomorrow I shall make one giant trip to Trader Joe's to get all the things I will need for this Paleo Diet. If you aren't familiar with it, basically its taking everything you like (mmmm bread) and throwing it right into the garbage can. :( Oh bread I will miss you so!
Please, Just don't take the bread!
I told Eric tonight I was at the "hottest" point of my life when I met him and he has ruined it. Anyway, we have now added nightly walks to our routine. Oh, I failed to mention that we will be dieting together. Cause he is just that awesome... :) Check back in a few days to make sure I haven't died watching my brother gulp down an entire pizza. Also, don't invite me out to eat. I will hate you, and it's just really not funny. 

Ok, so basically I will keep ya'll updated for the next 30 days about how slow and painful my death is. 

3 comments:

  1. Good luck and be careful. If you get rid of all of the foods you love, you're more likely to binge, so don't feel bad if you sneak a few tiny bites of ice cream here and there. In the long run, it's better than downing an entire carton of Ben and Jerry's because ice cream turned into crack cocaine for you.

    As much as we joke about beer on our blog, I actually don't drink a lot, and I'm a huge health nut. P90X graduate, Brazilian jiu jitsu blue belt, muay thai kick boxer, marathon runner. I'm in the best shape of my life, and I love that Paleo diet.

    Don't tell anyone, though. I'm, uh, gonna go have a beer...

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  2. So I guess this means our Thursday night Girl's Night is out, huh? :-(

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